Grape Jelly Bloodbath

Overheard at The Old Mill this morning.

Mike: Grape jelly? Not a fan.



Mark: You don't like it?

Mike: Reminds me of when I was a kid and went to Lutheran church. We drank out of the chalice, you know, Jesus's blood. Grape juice. This jelly tastes like that.

Mark: (chuckles) So grape jelly tastes like Jesus's blood. What does strawberry jelly taste like?

Mike: Strawberry Shortcake's blood!!!





Happy weekend, guys!